Friday, February 23, 2007
A friend of mine sent me a couple of really funny Irish jokes you know the Irish were just born with their funny bones attached. Hope you enjoy these!
  • Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.
  • Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

  • The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they're always assured of having a worthy opponent.

  • An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question? "Who told you that?" asked Paddy.

  • Question - Why are Irish jokes so simple?
    Answer - So the English can understand them.

  • Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty."
    "That's grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the money?"

  • Irish lass customer: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?"
    Shopkeeper: "I'd prefer that you use the dressing room."

And here's a couple ecards with jokes on them so you can get your buddies laughing!

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posted by Gerry at Friday, February 23, 2007 |